Posts Tagged ‘Time Machine’
Apr
King George And The Second Boston Tea Party
by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
The Boston chapter of the Tea Party asked every newcomer to show identification. Too many liberal reporters had painted them in a bad light.
The old man was stopped at the front door. “ID please.”
“I don’t have any.”
“Why not?”
“Because ID’s are a plot by the socialist government to try and rob us of our freedom. Before you know it, they’ll have us locked up in death camps.”
“He’s one of us.”
Sweet success. First the time machine, and now this. George may not be royalty in this century, but his divine right to rule was still recognized.
Feb
A Stitch In Time
by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
Revere eyed the man to his right with a growing sense of animosity.
“I don’t know why I set foot in that infernal time machine of yours, Franklin,” he complained.
“Would you rather be back in 1783, listening to Hancock’s monotonous anecdotes?”
Franklin took the silence as a No. With a smile, he adjusted his bifocals and revved up his chainsaw.
“See you on the ground.”
Franklin leapt from the jet. He glided onto the back of the saber-toothed tiger, and with the skill of a man not new to battling prehistoric animals, beheaded the monster with one swipe.
“Tax this!”