King George And The Second Boston Tea Party

Apr 13th, 2010 by thegooddoctor in 100 Words

The Boston chapter of the Tea Party asked every newcomer to show identification. Too many liberal reporters had painted them in a bad light.

The old man was stopped at the front door. “ID please.”

“I don’t have any.”

“Why not?”

“Because ID’s are a plot by the socialist government to try and rob us of our freedom. Before you know it, they’ll have us locked up in death camps.”

“He’s one of us.”

Sweet success. First the time machine, and now this. George may not be royalty in this century, but his divine right to rule was still recognized.

  • Nj

    At which point does George go into the future for a handheld rail gun that fires in 360 degree fans, removing the heads of all that do not 'duck'

  • http://entropy2.com/ The Good Doctor

    that's on his list right after lunch with Napoleon.

  • Professor Adam Worth

    Historically speaking (as a professor), I think you'll find it was immediately before.

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