Posts Tagged ‘Friends’
Apr
The Boy Scouts Of America Guide To Making New Friends
by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
Making friends is easy. Just follow these easy steps:
Shake hands with your potential new friend firmly. Always look him directly in the eye.
If you are nervous, chew gum. You don’t want to bite or lick your new friend because your mouth had nothing to do.
Find a shared interest with your new friend. Talk about your favorite sports team, cars or girls.
Do not touch your new friend inappropriately. The Boy Scouts of America is opposed to inappropriate contact, especially between minors.
Now that you have made a new friend, plan an activity together.
Remember, no inappropriate contact.
Jan
Wooly Pachyderm Oliver Herm
by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
Oliver walked his forest home
looking about for his favorite comb.
“I need to part my big bouncy perm,”
said wooly pachyderm Oliver Herm.
He searched in the trees.
He searched on the breeze.
He looked under rocks
and peeked inside locks.
He asked all his friends,
with strange odds and ends,
whether fury or feathered,
uncaged or tethered,
“I’m stuck in a lurch,
and you must help with my search!”
They came with their dads, they came with their mums,
all of Oliver’s buds, pals, and chums.
Whether three toed sloth or echinoderm,
to help wooly pachyderm Oliver Herm.