Posts Tagged ‘Queen Victoria’
Apr
A Neo-Classical Analysis Of The Effect Of Reactionary Governments During Post-Napoleonic Pre-Imperial Fiji
by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
When Queen Vicotria was young, God demanded she wage a land war in Asia. The Bolsheviks used the opportunity to sell France’s entire population to Thomas Jefferson
However, the House of Lords rebelled and, after holding court at a cricket match, they decided to excommunicate Francis Bacon.
This caused some confusion as Bacon, thinking he was already excommunicated, had established the Church of England, married six wives, and moved to Utah.
The bull of excommunication, meanwhile, had gone astray and reached Francis of Assisi, who, released from Catholicism, approved the first mass publication of his heliocentric galaxy theory
The end.
From Guest Contributor, Boris Gump
Jan
The Boilermaker Cooperative
by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
Chief Pilot and Brass Wainwright Extraordinaire Gordon Diggory, Esq., eased the Air Titan into position. Vapor hissed loudly as it was released from the hydraulic valves.
They had only thirty minutes to reach Oxford before the Boilermaker Cooperative’s planned detonation of the entire district.
“Enemy steampods, starboard side.”
Diggory stared out the window in shock, realizing the trap. “They aren’t interested in Oxford at all. It’s the Queen they want.”
He violently rotated the wheel in the opposite direction. They must reach Buckingham Palace, no matter the cost. If Queen Victoria were assassinated, Diggory would not receive his Christmas bonus.