Posts Tagged ‘High School’
May
Mean Philosophers
by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
Socrates Johnson hated almost everything about high school. The long winded teachers more interested in test scores than true knowledge. The jocks who would bully him for being too smart. Graduation could not come fast enough.
Only one person made school palatable. The young Alcibiades, with his famous matriarch, polished oratorical skills and handsome demeanor, was among the most popular boys. No one could understand why the future statesman spent so much of his time with the ill-favored Socrates.
In the end, Socrates and Alcibiades found themselves with broken hearts. The hottest love, as they say, has the coldest end.
Jan
High School Confidential
by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
The quarterback, blonde, drives a corvette, announced, “We’re going to decimate Bayside High at Homecoming.” All the girls swooned.
The nerd raised his hand, “Actually, decimate means to destroy one out of every ten.”
After class, the quarterback punched out the nerd in front of the head cheerleader. He then asked her to the dance.
The nerd was secretly in love with the cheerleader. He did her chemistry homework, hoping she would remember his name.
At the dance, the cheerleader realized that the nerd was actually the man of her dreams. They lived happily ever after, at least until college.