Posts Tagged ‘Jeff Goldblum’
Aug
Gladiatosaurus
by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
As an evolutionary biologist, Richter knew the experiment represented a perigee. It was the closest they would ever get to observing natural selection in action. And it was going to kick ass.
“So what you’re telling me is you’ve genetically engineered seven species of dinosaurs, all from different epochs, plus a saber-toothed tiger, a giant crocodile, and something you simply call the Manshark? And you are going to let them battle it out arena style to see which species is fittest to survive?”
“Yes.”
“When they make this story into a movie, I’m sure to be played by Jeff Goldblum.”
Dec
Triassic Park
by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
“I’ve got a great idea for a movie. It’s about a scientist, who discovers a way to clone dinosaurs from their DNA. He gathers experts from all over the world, and together they build the world’s first dinosaur amusement park on a remote island.
“Everything is wonderful, but the scientist finds he can’t control nature. The dinosaurs break out of their enclosures, and begin rampaging. The most dangerous are the small dinosaurs, because they are faster and it’s easier for them to prey on humans.”
“You mean like Jurassic Park?”
“I guess, kind of. But mine doesn’t star Jeff Goldblum.”