Jun
A Diner Problem
by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
Ralph and Rayette were at breakfast, with Ralph treating. He called the waiter over to their booth with its plywood table top.
“Is something the matter?”
“I’ll say…Rayette, here, just saw another fly by her oatmeal.”
Ralph had the eggs, and Rayette the oatmeal.
“What kind of place is this that has so many flies?”
“Many? What’d you mean by ‘many’?”
Rayette said she saw about five, maybe six of them.
Dismissively the waiter frowned.
“Six? You think six flies is a lot? You should see the number of ‘em in the kitchen…Especially around the pot of oatmeal.”
From Guest Contributor David Sydney
Jun
Ripped To Bits By Ghosts
by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
I moved into my workshop, with a gas-ring and pair of chickens in a cage. I needed no assistants. I watched the sky from a hilltop laboratory, harnessing the lightning.
In reality I sleep under the stairs in my friends’ flat. He’s a motorcycle courier, she’s a receptionist. I work where I can, wherever the agency sends me, seven days a week. If I’m ill I rely on her noticing and bringing me soup or something. I have a notebook to record my dreams. Huge flights of geese turn furrows through the red November skies. Worlds can barely contain me.
From Guest Contributor Geoff Sawers
Jun
The Broken Rose
by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
Scott retraces the events of that evening to understand what went wrong. Candles were lit. Dinner reservations at Jen’s favorite restaurant. A dozen red roses.
The evening now over, all his plans in ruins, trying to lay blame seems besides the point. Telling himself that he was innocent of any wrongdoing doesn’t change the fact that not only has his girlfriend of exactly five years walked out on him forever, but has also resulted in his house being destroyed and his car being driven over a cliff.
A single broken rose is all he has left to remember her by.
Jun
Who Am I?
by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
When my parents told me the news that I was adopted, it didn’t shock me. I knew that I was different. I have black hair and deep brown eyes, and both my parents have hazel eyes and blond hair. I was told I took after my grandfather who died before my time. Conveniently, no one had pictures.
I decided to track my biological parents. Now we’re meeting for the first time at their home, and I have a lot of questions.
I stood outside pondering whether to go in since I may not like the answers.
I turned and left.
From Guest Contributor Lisa M. Scuderi-Burkimsher
May
Something To Eat
by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
“The city is breaking up the encampment, clearing us out,” Olivia said. “I’m leaving.”
“Where are you going?” asked Simone.
“Jail.”
“Jail? Why?”
“In jail I’ll eat every day, have a place to sleep, shower and go to the toilet.”
Simone shivered and pulled the blanket tight around her shoulders. “Jail is awful.”
“Being old and homeless is worse.”
“How will you get sent to jail?”
Olivia opened her coat, exposing the pistol tucked in her waistband. “I’m robbing the first bank I see.”
Simone watched Olivia walk away and tried to ignore the hunger growling deep in her belly.
From Guest Contributor Robert P. Bishop
Robert, a US Army veteran and former Biology teacher, lives in Tucson, Arizona. His short fiction has appeared in numerous online and print journals.
May
Top Ten Tips For Spies In The Dentist’s Office Waiting Room
by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
1. Power down the flip phone (V2.0) hidden in your black loafers.
2. Set video camera sunglasses to record in 4K resolution.
3. Be suspicious of anyone sporting sunglasses in waiting room.
4. Scan wall posters for cryptic ciphers such as ‘Password=PW123.’
5. Take notes, e.g., ‘Subject has engaged eye contact.’
6. Respond with ‘thank you’ if anyone says ‘You’re acting all weird, man.’
7. Refuse offers of Xylitol-laced lollipops, esp. sour cherry flavoured.
8. Ask yourself, ‘Does my dentist have a Russian accent?’
9. Keep eyes open, mouth shut, antenna tuned.
10. Avoid divulging important state secrets while sedated.
From Guest Contributor Elizabeth Murphy
May
I Can’t Explain
by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
I know things look bad. I can explain the blood. I was playing with my dog and he scratched me pretty bad. He can be rough.
What about the witness who saw you going into the house?
I was just dropping off the divorce papers. They should be in the filing cabinet.
I see. And the threatening emails from your account?
Someone’s trying to frame me.
Very good. That just leaves the matter of the security camera. How do you explain that someone who looks remarkably like you was recorded beating your ex to death with a field hockey stick?
May
Wanderlust
by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
The pulse of the city is becoming my own. I woke up with a thrumming headache this morning. The night and the dawn are a patchwork in my aching head. When I walk down the street, steam ripples off the pavement, as intangible as my disintegrating memories. How is my stranger? I wonder. The one from last night’s club. Gone now. He’s returned back to his own life after our brief collision: my drunken frame hung off his neck. His glassy brown gaze still holds me. Power lines cross my heart. My eyes swim in the summer sweat and rain.
From Guest Contributor Siri Harrison
May
It Happens Like This
by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
How many years since your hand found her knee? She will never leave you. Your voice is her background music, her dance. Smile at her from across the kitchen, her hands sorting knives and forks. Her smile is for you, but her thoughts are there, with him. That day. Cold wind pulled them close. Her hand on his neck, his hands in her hair. She knows by now she’d have tired of him as well. Forgotten how she spent afternoons in his freckled arms. She’d gaze across a room not seeing him, not feeling more than this slow, quiet day.
From Guest Contributor Beth Mead
May
Fool
by thegooddoctor in 100 Words
People stared as my white wedding gown dragged along the pathway to the motel room, my head piece barely hanging on. I shut the door and removed the pins from my hair shaking the curls loose. That snake cheated on me with my best friend on our wedding day. I snuck to the house and packed a bag as soon as I saw them together. Now I’m in this dumpy motel, my wedding gown thrown on a chair that has cigarette burns, while staring blankly at the television.
I won’t be made a fool of.
They’ll find that out soon.
From Guest Contributor Lisa M. Scuderi-Burkimsher