February, 2010 Archives

12
Feb

Working For A Living

by thegooddoctor in 100 Words

“Time to go to work.”

Oliver crawled out of bed. He crawled out of his room, and out of the house, and down the hill. He crawled along the dirt path.

Oliver paused for a few moments to crawl in circles. He then continued to crawl along the dirt path.

Oliver found a giant bread crumb. He joyously crawled over it and under it and around it. This would feed his family for a few hours.

Oliver crawled back to the hill. He did not forget to crawl in circles a few times along the way.

Oliver loved his life.

11
Feb

The Book Of Lost Worlds

by thegooddoctor in 100 Words

Robert shifted through the pile of old books. He quietly shone his light from title to title, but had begun to have doubts.

The book had been stolen from him, many years ago. He still remembered the evening he first opened it, and found himself magically transported to the other world.

Here it was! The same blue cover, the same tattered corner worn away by his own fingers.

“You found it,” his wife exclaimed when he brought it home.

Robert slipped it onto a corner of his book shelf.

“Aren’t you going to open it?” she asked.

“Only when necessary.”

10
Feb

A Stitch In Time

by thegooddoctor in 100 Words

Revere eyed the man to his right with a growing sense of animosity.

“I don’t know why I set foot in that infernal time machine of yours, Franklin,” he complained.

“Would you rather be back in 1783, listening to Hancock’s monotonous anecdotes?”

Franklin took the silence as a No. With a smile, he adjusted his bifocals and revved up his chainsaw.

“See you on the ground.”

Franklin leapt from the jet. He glided onto the back of the saber-toothed tiger, and with the skill of a man not new to battling prehistoric animals, beheaded the monster with one swipe.

“Tax this!”

9
Feb

The Spy Who Couldn’t Spell

by thegooddoctor in 100 Words

Agent Baker scribbled fervently on his notepad. Dr. Kupfernickel would return any minute.

The footsteps warned him. He folded his note into the perfect paper airplane and launched it through the window just as the door swung open. Baker turned confidently to face his adversary.

The paper airplane glided across the square and into the waiting arms of Agent Donnelly, who quickly read the missive.

“Is this message encoded?” asked Donnelly’s puzzled partner.

“Baker is dyslexic. He can’t spell. He said to wait here until he gives explicit orders. So we wait here.”

They found Baker’s body two weeks later.

8
Feb

Ghost Story

by thegooddoctor in 100 Words

Jackson stumbled into the bathroom and flicked on the light. He jumped with a start. Samantha, his dead wife, was staring at him in the mirror.

“What are you doing here?” he asked.

“I’ve decided to haunt you.”

“Whatever you say.” Jackson went back to bed.

Samantha started following Jackson wherever he went. People often caught him talking to himself, and decided he was crazy.

It was not long before Jackson’s boss fired him. “You’re behavior lately has been unacceptable.”

“But my dead wife is haunting me.”

“Why didn’t you say so? You get used to it after a while.”

5
Feb

Thanks For The Snack

by thegooddoctor in 100 Words

Coyote watched the newcomers cross the open expanse, wondering why they carried so much chattel. “It must be an important treasure to go through so much trouble,” she thought to herself.

Curious, Coyote followed their passage. But even under the cover of darkness, when she approached their wagons, they used long, hollow noisemakers to drive her away.

One night, a large thunderstorm descended upon the valley. Coyote used the distraction to slip past the sentries unnoticed.

She jumped inside a wagon, and smiled at what she found. “How nice of them to carry all this food for me to eat.”

4
Feb

Earth 2.0

by thegooddoctor in 100 Words

Curtis looked at the new cityscape in amazement. He had never been outdoors, but he imagined this was what it would be like. The path, it really was a path, meandering and uneven, wound its way through ponds and lawns. Trees towered overhead.

Curtis had been in virtual environments that mimicked Earth’s various bioshperes, but they paled in comparison. He used his scanner to measure the nearest tree’s composition. Real DNA!

“What are you doing?” a sentinel demanded angrily.

“I’m conducting analysis tests.” Curtis displayed his credentials.

“No humans are allowed inside the biosphere. Your biorhythms disrupt the natural order.”

3
Feb

The Long Forgotten Adventures Of Blake Worthington, Archeologist

by thegooddoctor in 100 Words

We stumbled upon the entrance buried beneath the sand. It figured, with 14 miles of desert in every direction, the door had to be buried. Thank God for the stolen map.

The tunnel was cool, a welcome respite. We had run out of water hours ago.

“You know, if the Midnight Sun is not here, we are going to die,” Semele whispered.

“It’s here, trust me.”

We lit torches, and descended into the catacombs. The passageway opened into a cavernous chamber. The walls, the ceiling, the dais, everything was stripped clean.

“It appears Dr. Jones beat us to the prize again.”

2
Feb

Jafar And The Magic Ring

by thegooddoctor in 100 Words

Jafar found his magic ring in a Baghdad trash heap. While polishing it, a powerful djinni appeared.

“Your wish is my command.”

Jafar was ecstatic and his mind pleasured in all the magnificent wealth and luxuries that would now be his.

“I wish to be the richest man in the world.”

The djinni declined. “That’s too much trouble. Wish something else.”

“Then I wish to marry a beautiful princess.”

To Jafar’s consternation, the djinni again refused. “That’s even worse.”

After much negotiation, Jafar found himself the proud owner of a lovely gray donkey and a year’s worth of leavened bread.

1
Feb

The Unluckiest Boy In The World

by thegooddoctor in 100 Words

“The giants are coming!”

The shepherd’s febrile shouts aroused the sleepy village to immediate action. Parents grabbed young children and ran for the underground shelter. Soldiers mounted the hamlet wall, pikes in hand.

Herman gazed at the pandemonium from the imposed security of the bell tower. He was well known as the unluckiest boy ever to be born. He was not allowed to fight the giants, not allowed to talk to anyone else, never even allowed to set foot outside the sacred grounds.

Herman watched the villagers without resentment. “Better to be unlucky than to fight giants with tiny sticks.”