I’ve been doing a lot of tweetering lately. Tweeter is a short message platform that lets you announce to the world what you’ve been having for dinner and
But according to the two words of text on my screen, the editors, producers, studio execs, family members, and everyone else associated in any way with the making
Damn you, Peter Jackson. Just when you thought the credits would roll, he added another 10 minutes. I think every single frame had crying hobbits in it. It
Turns out I totally fucking forgot about Liv Tyler. The movie isn’t over yet. But it does seem to have completely transitioned into slow motion. Even the music
I’m convinced that if Peter Jackson hadn’t used so much slow motion, all three movies would have clocked in under 9 hours. As it is, we’re getting close
With these words, Rudy declares the movie over. The ring has been destroyed. Gollum is dead, but at least he died happy. Everyone has gotten their very own
