Why LOTR Sucks: And On And On And On And On
|Nope, still not over. And Frodo just warned us, with what I think was ominous music in the background, that it’s still got room for a little more.
Excuse me. I need to check if euthanasia is legal here.
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Number of Montages: 17
Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 126
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