Let The Fun Begin

And by fun, I mean torture. I’m about to begin live blogging my rewatch of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. I mean Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings trilogy. I’d rather spend the next 10 hours staring at the Tolkien books lying on my shelf, but no, I’ve decided to subject myself to the movies.

Let me be clear about one thing from the start. I hated the movies. This is my attempt to quantify why, because I’m really tired of hearing about how awesome they are. They aren’t awesome. They are bad. Really bad. Not even, my expectations were so high, I was bound to be disappointed bad. Just god awful bad.

Stick around for the next 10 hours and find out why.

Note (1-3-18): I’m now embarking on a new rewatch, this time on my new YouTube channel. I’ll be adding the videos to the blog as they go up.

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