Why LOTR Sucks: The Home Stretch

Three weeks ago or so, when I was still watching Fellowship of the Ring, I set the over/under for number of slow motion close-ups of someone crying at 100. Though we were still in the teens, there was a reason that veteran prognosticators recommended picking the over.

And this scene with Rudy and Frodo is that reason.

Minutes Watched: 3.3:25.26

Number of Montages: 17

Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 74

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