An Unexpected Journey opens with a much better frame than the LOTR trilogy. Instead of a long-winded montage that reveals information that will be repeated a number of
Sigh. I saw the first Hobbit movie the other night. It seems that even though I purposely kept my expectations exceedingly low, Peter Jackson still managed to underwhelm.
But according to the two words of text on my screen, the editors, producers, studio execs, family members, and everyone else associated in any way with the making
Damn you, Peter Jackson. Just when you thought the credits would roll, he added another 10 minutes. I think every single frame had crying hobbits in it. It
Turns out I totally fucking forgot about Liv Tyler. The movie isn’t over yet. But it does seem to have completely transitioned into slow motion. Even the music
