Why LOTR Sucks: Foreshadowing
|There’s foreshadowing, and then there’s beating someone over the head and bludgeoning them over and over, all the time repeating, “This is what’s about to happen, this is what’s about to happen!”
I feel like Peter Jackson has just done the latter.
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Number of Montages: 13
Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 50
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