Sigh. I saw the first Hobbit movie the other night. It seems that even though I purposely kept my expectations exceedingly low, Peter Jackson still managed to underwhelm.
But according to the two words of text on my screen, the editors, producers, studio execs, family members, and everyone else associated in any way with the making
Damn you, Peter Jackson. Just when you thought the credits would roll, he added another 10 minutes. I think every single frame had crying hobbits in it. It
Turns out I totally fucking forgot about Liv Tyler. The movie isn’t over yet. But it does seem to have completely transitioned into slow motion. Even the music
I’m convinced that if Peter Jackson hadn’t used so much slow motion, all three movies would have clocked in under 9 hours. As it is, we’re getting close
Gandalf has always been the wisest and most hopeful. But Peter Jackson’s Gandalf suddenly loses hope at the exact moment when it seems like Frodo might actually succeed.
The ruination of Eowyn is finally complete. Her character has been completely stripped of all heroism. She is the one that killed the witch-king, the same witch-king that
