I’m convinced that if Peter Jackson hadn’t used so much slow motion, all three movies would have clocked in under 9 hours. As it is, we’re getting close
With these words, Rudy declares the movie over. The ring has been destroyed. Gollum is dead, but at least he died happy. Everyone has gotten their very own
Maybe Aragorn would have been better served watching another DVD, Frank Miller’s 300. Then he would have known that he should have attacked the orcs while they were
It’s pretty obvious that Aragorn just recently watched the DVD of Braveheart. He certainly picked up some tips on how to give a rousing battle speech. The only
Aragorn reveals himself to Sauron in the Palantir. Then Sauron shows him Liv Tyler. She looks like she is sleeping. This seems to upset Aragorn, who for some
Gandalf has always been the wisest and most hopeful. But Peter Jackson’s Gandalf suddenly loses hope at the exact moment when it seems like Frodo might actually succeed.
Eomer finds that Eowyn has died in battle* and rather than have a slow motion close-up of him crying, Peter Jackson has a slow motion…WIDE ANGLE shot of
