Why LOTR Sucks: Huh?

Aragorn reveals himself to Sauron in the Palantir. Then Sauron shows him Liv Tyler. She looks like she is sleeping. This seems to upset Aragorn, who for some reason drops his little glass necklace thingy that is very important to him. It breaks.

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Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 67

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