Why LOTR Sucks: Freeeeedom!!!!!!!!

It’s pretty obvious that Aragorn just recently watched the DVD of Braveheart. He certainly picked up some tips on how to give a rousing battle speech. The only thing missing is mooning some orcs.

If you pay attention closely, you’ll see that the army rides up on horses. Then when they are going into battle, they don’t have horses. When the orcs are first seen coming through the gate, they don’t have any horses. Yet, when they begin their charge, the orcs now have horses. I guess they stole them from the Gondor army (This was first pointed out to me by this website).

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Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 68

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