Why LOTR Sucks: A Tree Monologue, The Most Boring Of All Monologues

Pippin and Merry aren’t the only ones who want to fall asleep right now.

Minutes Watched: 2.1:00.37

Number of Montages: 9

Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 29

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