Why LOTR Sucks: We Are Gonna Need A Montage

The city of Minis Tirith looks awesome. So did the montage of horseback riding across New Zealand.

Minutes Watched: 3.0:44.18

Number of Montages: 14

Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 53

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