Why LOTR Sucks: Zoom In A Little Closer

Frodo and Gandalf have a heart to heart, which entails lots of close-ups and almost weeping.

Minutes Watched: 1:58.42

Number of Montages: 5

Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 5

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