Why LOTR Sucks: Oliphants

Sam always wanted to see Oliphants, and it’s nice for us to see them too. And here comes Faramir. I always liked Faramir. Everyone likes Faramir. I’m sure that you can ask most fans of the books and they’ll list Faramir among their favorite characters. The movie’s really going to get good, now that Faramir has arrived.

I’m officially at the halfway point. It’s taken me several days, and I have to go back to work on Monday. I may never finish. Pray for me to find the strength to continue.

Minutes Watched: 2.1:45.15

Number of Montages: 9

Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 31

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