Carl Picasso: Not Awesome

If I were to have a son (and I think my policy about children is pretty clear by now*), I am quite sure I couldn’t go wrong in naming him Pablo. Pablo is a name that indicates what an awesome individual you are. Pablo is the name of someone destined for greatness. Tell me one Pablo that wasn’t awesome. You can’t. I rest my case.

Carl Picasso is a name for someone destined to be living in a tent at Occupy Wall Street, because he can’t get a paying job and wants to whine about it.

*I have no interest in raising a child. I have too many important things to do. But if a lesbian couple is interested in using my DNA, then let’s talk.

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