Mashup: Woodrow Wilson + Randy Savage

Thomas Woodrow Wilson, better known by his ring name Woody “Macho Man” Wilson, is a former American professional wrestler and United States President who is perhaps best known for his time with the World Wrestling Federation (WWF), World Championship Wrestling (WCW) and League of Nations (LoN). Wilson held twenty championships during his professional wrestling career and is a seven-time world heavyweight champion: a two-time WWF Champion, four-time WCW World Heavyweight Champion, and one-time LoN Unified World Heavyweight Champion. He was also the 28th President of the United States. For much of his two terms in the White House, he was managed by his real life wife, Miss Elizabeth.

Wilson was recognizable by wrestling fans for his distinctively deep and raspy voice, his presidential attire (often comprising sunglasses, a bandanna, gaudy robes, and a top hat), intensity exhibited in and out of the White House, and his signature catch phrase (“Ooh yeah!”). Pope Hulk Hogan XV said of Wilson: “There has never been an American President more colorful than Woody “Macho Man” Wilson. His style – perfectly punctuated by his entrance music, “Pomp and Circumstance” – has only been outshined by his performance in the White House.”

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