Turns out I totally fucking forgot about Liv Tyler. The movie isn’t over yet. But it does seem to have completely transitioned into slow motion. Even the music
Maybe Aragorn would have been better served watching another DVD, Frank Miller’s 300. Then he would have known that he should have attacked the orcs while they were
It’s pretty obvious that Aragorn just recently watched the DVD of Braveheart. He certainly picked up some tips on how to give a rousing battle speech. The only
Aragorn reveals himself to Sauron in the Palantir. Then Sauron shows him Liv Tyler. She looks like she is sleeping. This seems to upset Aragorn, who for some
The ruination of Eowyn is finally complete. Her character has been completely stripped of all heroism. She is the one that killed the witch-king, the same witch-king that
I hope the scene where Aragorn shouts at the captain of the passing ships* was cut out of the theatrical version. Because it sucks. Minutes Watched: 3.2:08.43 Number
Peter Jackson just crammed in three slow motion close-ups of Aragorn crying. Perfect! We might make it to 100 after all. Minutes Watched: 3.1:58.43 Number of Montages: 17
There are a lot of things wrong with the scene where Aragorn and his companions walk the paths of the dead. The whole conversation is jilted and preposterous.
In the industry, raising the stakes means you have to make sure your story matters. What’s at stake for the characters? Why will the audience be drawn into
