Why LOTR Sucks: Sweet Jesus

Peter Jackson just crammed in three slow motion close-ups of Aragorn crying. Perfect! We might make it to 100 after all.

Minutes Watched: 3.1:58.43

Number of Montages: 17

Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 58

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