Why I Hate Peter Jackson: In Case You Missed It

Ah, good. It’s been twenty minutes since we were introduced to the Lonely Mountain and the lost kingdom of the dwarves. It’s good that we’re getting it explained to us again by Gandalf. I hope this won’t be the last time. I’ll probably have forgotten what the story is all about by the time we actually get to the Lonely Mountain in movie two.

Minutes Watched: 27:24

Number of Montages: 1

Number of Gratuitous References To The First Trilogy: 1

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