Why LOTR Sucks: Another Montage

I’m pretty sure that this film was produced by the New Zealand tourist board. But hey, it worked. I’m going to contact my travel agent right now and cancel that Mediterranean cruise and buy tickets to New Zealand instead.

Oh, and Elrond gave some speech about the fellowship that may have been an exact copy of his speech during the council ten minutes earlier. I’m not sure because I’ve stopped paying attention to Elrond. He’s too much of a douche bag.

Minutes Watched: 1:51.09

Number of Montages: 5

Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 4

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