If Jesus Returned To Earth In 2012, He Would Look Like Michael Bay, And He Would Make Movies Like Michael Bay

He would also be a Republican, his truck would have four wheel drive, and he would drink Budweiser*.

Please Note, this blog has not seen Transformers 3, but we imagine it’s a spectacular cross of Pearl Harbor and giant robots. Fuck yeah, giant robots!

*The fact that he would be American goes without saying.

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