Why LOTR Sucks: Peter Jackson’s New Zealand

The diversity of the New Zealand landscape has been a draw for filmmakers and travelers from around the world. Many activities and attractions offer the chance to see the film locations for yourself, as well as the many other experiences New Zealand is known for.

New Zealand’s mix of extraordinary geography, sense of adventure, Māori culture, and cosmopolitan cities all offer a hugely diverse range of unique experiences. New Zealand makes it easy for you to actively experience the breathtaking landscape in all its purity.

Be swept off your feet by chains of stunning alps, volcanoes, lakes, fiords, native forest and perfect beaches. From its breathtaking mountains and fascinating geothermal activity, to its award winning vineyards and cuisine, you’ll have plenty of unforgettable activities on your next vacation. The best way to explore the country is by walking from one place to the next in a serious of intercut scenes that actually take the place of film narrative. Riding on horseback is acceptable too. Or perhaps you would enjoy some canoe camping.

Come to New Zealand and be a part of the montage for yourself.

Minutes Watched: 2.0:23.04

Number of Montages: 9

Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 29

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