Why LOTR Sucks: Because It’s Been A While

The movie is really starting to drag. We’re just past the hour mark, and we’re getting a lot of conversation, some voice overs, a story about the Ent-wives, and, just because, a slow motion close-up of Eowyn crying.

Minutes Watched: 2.1:15.25

Number of Montages: 9

Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 30

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