Why LOTR Sucks: The Little Annoyances

It’s not that I don’t like the idea of an elven cloak that camouflages you from a few feet away. It’s when you first put it on when the people looking for you are only a few feet away that bothers me. Even an invisibility cloak doesn’t work when you’re not wearing it.

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