We’re listening to Balin tell the story of how Thorin became Thorin Oakinshield, and why he hates orcs so much. (Though I don’t understood why we need an
With these words, Rudy declares the movie over. The ring has been destroyed. Gollum is dead, but at least he died happy. Everyone has gotten their very own
Maybe Aragorn would have been better served watching another DVD, Frank Miller’s 300. Then he would have known that he should have attacked the orcs while they were
It’s pretty obvious that Aragorn just recently watched the DVD of Braveheart. He certainly picked up some tips on how to give a rousing battle speech. The only
What were women and children still doing in the outer ring of Gondor with the Orcs attacking? Wouldn’t someone have thought to move them to safety BEFORE the
…can someone explain to me why they are trying to ambush the city by boat and yet are carrying lit torches with them? Minutes Watched: 3.1:04.31 Number of
Somehow, the course of retreating inside the keep, Theoden misplaced his army. It seems he has maybe twenty men left. Other problems: At the very last minute they
I just watched Legolas go surfing down the stairs on a shield while shooting arrows. I probably would have found this brilliant when I was twelve. I also
Was anyone else reminded of the world’s greatest tracker, Prince Humperdinck, as Aragorn magically pieced together the hobbits’ movements on the battlefield? Here’s the problem with this sequence.
