Why LOTR Sucks: And On And On And On And On

Nope, still not over. And Frodo just warned us, with what I think was ominous music in the background, that it’s still got room for a little more.

Excuse me. I need to check if euthanasia is legal here.

Minutes Watched: 3.3:52.19

Number of Montages: 17

Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 126

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