Why LOTR Sucks: Foreshadowing

There’s foreshadowing, and then there’s beating someone over the head and bludgeoning them over and over, all the time repeating, “This is what’s about to happen, this is what’s about to happen!”

I feel like Peter Jackson has just done the latter.

Minutes Watched: 3.0:24.48

Number of Montages: 13

Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 50

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