Why LOTR Sucks: Added Bonus Montage

These two montages were so close together you could almost count them as one. We have more canoe camping, but this time it’s intercut with a bunch of orcs running in a forest. Legolas has really good ears, because he hears them running in the forest, presumably some kilometers away at the least.

Minutes Watched: 2:54.29

Number of Montages: 7

Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 21

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