Why LOTR Sucks: More Of The Same

Another battle, another montage. More scenes of New Zealand. More slow motion tears (though only one close up).

And to think, only two and half more hours of this.

Minutes Watched: 3.1:35.33

Number of Montages: 17

Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 55

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