In Which I Get To Be Hector

An actual gchat conversation. All names have been changed to protect the guilty.*

paris: you watched the wire recently?

ive seen it like 5 times

hector: all five seasons five times?

or five episodes?

paris: all seasons 5 times

lol

hector: yeah, well it’s fantastic

i just watched the final episode

paris: if you look at daniels face when he’s around rhonda, he has that “i love white girls” look all the damn time

the pink nipple fascination

final montage is the greatest

but yes, i agree, the wire is the greatest

imdb gives it a 9.7, higher than sopranos

making it the best show ever, behind david attenborough narrated planet earth

hector: i’ve never watched the sopranos.

i assume it sucks

paris: sopranos? lol

it’s also excellent

required watching, in my book

quintessential mob drama

hector: well, i might give it a try now.

paris: it’s like watching 6 seasons of the godfather

hector: i’ve got nothing to do with my life now that i’ve finished the wire

paris: hahaha

except watching it 4 more times

also, i liked inception

i didnt care about the plot holes at all

the ending was just a blur of nonsense

hector: don’t get me started on inception.

it’s dead to me

paris: however, the movie itself is the dream, and the audience is the dreamer

movie theaters = dreamlike

dark, nothing but you and the screen

hector: if that’s the case, i’m having a dull dream with a crap story and no character development

paris: dream within a dream within a dream! ten layers of dreaming!

hector: i totally understand your point. it could very well be nolan’s intention, to say the whole movie is a dream

but the movie is still crap story telling

paris: yes, but to say that is to say that over 95% of all movies are crap story telling

which they are

so it’s a redundant point

oh im a father now, too

more crap story telling

hector: i heard

paris: babies start off at level 0

hector: congrats

paris: total n00bs

my baby probably has like 10 xp now

hector: babies are stupid. good luck with yours

paris: had to teach him how to suck at my girl’s nipples

i thought they knew automatically, but no

also, i didnt know babies cant smile

until like… 1+ months

hector: that’s a true fact.

it’s learned behavior

paris: lol

interesting, to say the least

my kid takes like ten shits a day

mroe than that

im changing diapers half my non-work hours

im fucking wiped out

hector: thanks. i always enjoy reminders of why i don’t want kids

paris: how are things in gayjing

hector: gay

less gay now that odysseus left

paris: lol

his gay gene is recessive, but still awkwardly present

hector: so true

paris: i saw him in nyc a couple of times this year

pretty magical

hector: is he really going to school?

paris: yeah

hector: i always expected he was lying.

paris: postbac premed shit

hector: it was a front for something

paris: trying to get into med school

i saw him organic chem books lying around

hector: but i couldn’t figure out what it was a front for

paris: haha he’s trying to get an MD i guess

it’s going to be a magical day when he can prescribe me things

hector: oh, everything makes sense now.

paris: he’ll be in school for another year or two

hector: he’s in school to get you meds sometime in teh distant future

paris: and IF he gets into med school, another… 6?

he’ll basically be 40 before he finishes

not to mention residency and all that

wish my dad was willing to send me to school for another decade

that would be the best

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*Fuck the innocent