Twittawho? Twittawhat?

I’ve been doing a lot of tweetering lately. Tweeter is a short message platform that lets you announce to the world what you’ve been having for dinner and how often you poop. I don’t really know how to use it. I just yell at Siri and like a good robot servant she translates my curses into 140 character diatribes and posts them to the world.

I recently heard that you can make a lot of money on Tweeter. I like money, so I figured it was time to figure out what exactly it’s all about. That’s when I came across a new documentary called Twittamentary. This groundbreaking work of interactive narrative shows how Tweeter has changed the lives of business owners, the homeless, prostitutes, superheroes, lizards.

I highly recommend it to anyone who is big into the social networking thing.

Full Disclosure: I nor anyone I am related to by blood has any stake in the Twittamentary, Tweeter, or Social Networks, though my mother insists that Mark Zuckerberg is my second cousin thrice removed on my father’s side. Unfortunately, he refuses to return my phone calls so I don’t know who to believe.

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