In Which I Get To Be Tristan

An actual conversation. All names have been changed to protect the guilty.

Isolde: Pick which movie you want to watch, Cinderella, or Ariel.

Tristan: It doesn’t matter, you choose.

Isolde: Just pick one, Cinderella or Ariel.

Tristan: Cinderella

Isolde: Ok, now pick between Cinderella and Jasmine.

Tristan: Jasmine.

[Pause]

Isolde: Let’s watch Robin Hood then.

Please Note, This blog takes no responsibility for comments made by Tristan or Isolde. Everybody knows that Beauty and the Beast is the best Disney movie.

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