The Nine Greatest Bromances In Bro History:

We’ve always had a fascination with romance, going all the way back to Creation. You could say the love triangle with Adam, Eve, and the serpent was the first romantic comedy. The only question is would you rather have Reese Witherspoon or Meg Ryan play the lead.

But not as many people know that our early recorded history also had plenty of Bromances as well. Cain and Abel not withstanding, the Bible was teeming with Bros hanging out and having a good time together (Jesus and his mates, David and Jonathan). Even God and Satan share some fun times in the story of Job.

So without further adieu, here are the greatest Bromances in dude history:

9. Sonny Crockett and Rico Tubbs

Besides their shared love for 80’s fashion, these guys had a serious mancrush on their cop boss, Edward James Olmos.

8. Bill S. Preston, Esq. and Ted Theodore Logan

Speaking of bro history, this pair is seriously historical. Their excellent adventures spanned more than 3000 years of recorded time. Plus they’re good buds with George Carlin.

7. Achilles and Patroclus

Achilles was so fond of his best friend, he destroyed an entire nation to seek revenge, and died in the process.

6. Mary Beth Cagney and Christine Lacey

No one at the Chaos Factory wants to get accused of being sexist. We’re equal opportunity bros here.

5. Augustus McCrae and Woodrow Call

It was a tough call, whether to include Gus and Call, or those awesome pigs.

4. Zach Morris and AC Slater

Not even Kelly Kapowski could come between these best bros.

3. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Every man cave in the country should host a viewing of this classic movie.

2. Don Quixote and Sancho Panza

This bromance didn’t let a little thing like insanity come between it.

1. Han Solo and Chewbacca

The intergalactic bromance to end all bromances!!!

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