Why LOTR Sucks: The Fall Of Boromir
Boromir dies valiantly, in another well-choreographed scene from Peter Jackson. And in so dying, we only get five more slow motion close-ups of people and hobbits crying.
I have to admit, I was fully expecting a bunch of shots of people stopping in the middle of battle to see something important across the way. I guess that doesn’t start happening until movie two.
Minutes Watched: 3:13.57
Number of Montages: 7
Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 26
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