Why LOTR Sucks: The Balrog
The Balrog of Moria: Awesome
Gandalf’s Final Stand: Awesome
Gandalf’s Fall: Sad But Awesome
Similarity to Ben Kenobi’s Death in Star Wars: Typical
Ten More Slow Motion Close-Ups of People Crying: Priceless
Minutes Watched: 2:29.35
Number of Montages: 5
Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 19
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