Kids On Kids

Australians, usually while pissed on their bitter tasting beer, tell stories about their own peculiar band of Robin Hoods:

Sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit, these men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Perth underground.

Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.

If you have a problem – If no one else can help – and if you can find them – maybe you can hire these four kids on kids.

Death doesn’t frighten me. I’ve punched a bear in the testicle. Twice.* I often camp overnight in graveyards, or squat in old, abandoned houses on the edge of town just so I have an interesting story to tell.

But these boys, with their bowler hats and devil steeds, scare the living bejesus out of me.

Well, not the pansy, second from the right. But the other ones, they really freak me out.

Please Note, no animals were harmed during the writing of this blog.

*Same bear, different testicles

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