Merry Baby Christmas

It is with great risk to my personal safety that I bring you this latest warning. After my last post about babies, two gun toting toddler thugs paid me a visit. They gifted me to some broken ribs and two black eyes before warning me I’d better stop posting about babies if I knew what was good for me.

Either I don’t know what’s good for me, or it’s worth the risk to warn you about the danger.

The Baby Collective has produced a new documentary to further bolster their reputation. They know the key to success in their plot to take over the world rests in winning the battle for public opinion.

Be warned. Everyone has to do their part to stop their diabolical machinations. Otherwise, it won’t be long until we are over run by babies.

Check out Decater's new novel, available now at Amazon. Plus, don't forget his earlier books: Ahab's Adventures in Wonderland and Picasso Painted Dinosaurs.