I Am So Angry At This Baby

This photo is not for the faint of heart:

If you are thinking about having a child, I hope this photograph will make you think better of it.

I’m not too happy with this rabbit either:

It is time for Congress to discuss expanding hate crimes legislation to include cookies and peanut butter. Their oppression at the hands of babies and rabbits should not be allowed to continue.

Please note: this blog post was written while fleeing from peanut butter toting babies.

Check out Decater's novel, available now at Amazon. Plus, don't forget his other books: They Both Love Vonnegut, Ahab's Adventures in Wonderland, and Picasso Painted Dinosaurs.