Confession Time

I had an affair with Tiger Woods. It was this November, when he was in Shanghai for the HSBC Champions tournament.

I would have kept his secret, but when I realized that this kind of behavior from Tiger was serial, I had to come clean. He had made me believe that I was the only one. I had no idea he was even married.

However, I am still not willing to confirm rumors that I was out Holocaust denying with Mel Gibson last Hanukkah.

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