Why LOTR Sucks: A Slow Motion Montage Of Somebody Crying

Or is it a close up of a montage in slow motion? I can’t tell anymore. I think I’m starting to go a little loopy.

All I can say for sure is that we just watched Aragorn asleep on a horse while the horse was going on a tour of New Zealand. Then Aragorn woke up in time to spot an army of Orcs. Then the horse went touring again and Aragorn fell back asleep. I guess he’s not that into New Zealand scenery. Then he woke up and got a hug from a crying dwarf.

If I had a nickel for every time that last sentence has happened to me, I would be a rich man.

Minutes Watched: 2.2:30.25

Number of Montages: 11

Number of slow motion close-ups of people crying: 40

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