Ways To Spoil Game Of Thrones

These days, it seems that if you want your blog to be taken seriously, you have to start offering spoilers. In that spirit, I thought it was time The Chaos Factory got in on the action. Having just finished watching season one of Game Of Thrones, here are some hot spoilers that will be sure to ruin your enjoyment of the series.

First of all, if you’re watching Game Of Thrones, do not start thinking about a Dan Brown movie. If you start comparing GOT to TDC, you’ll see similarities everywhere: in the melodramatic plot, in the stylized characters that serve only to further the plot along, in the blatant misogyny. And that’s not to mention the constant reliance on cheap cliff-hangers to drive suspense. Whatever you do, while you’re watching Game Of Thrones, do not think about Dan Brown.*

Next, you can’t make any comparisons between Lord Stark and Boromir. Don’t do it. It will only lead to heartbreak.

Finally, the best way to spoil Game Of Thrones is to point out that watching midgets have sex is a terrible way to spend your time. Seriously. What is wrong with you? Do something productive like cure cancer or solve a Rubik’s cube.

So there you go. Enjoy having Game Of Thrones spoiled for you, and please tell everyone you know about the site. We’ll be spoiling plenty more in the days to come.**

Please Note: This blog has nothing against midgets having sex in the privacy of their tiny little homes.

*This spoiler works equally well with the novels.

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