Babies! What Are They Good For? Absolutely Nothing!

People are facing hard times. The American economy has been struggling for years, and Europe and most of the rest of the world aren’t doing any better. It’s time we start making the hard decisions so that our economic system can begin to grow again.

With that in mind, the Chaos Factory would like to point a finger at a segment of the population that has been doing nothing to help create wealth: Babies.

It’s true. Babies are the ultimate drain on the economy. They don’t work. They don’t produce anything other than waste. All they do is eat and sleep and are completely incapable of looking after themselves.

Making matters worse, they are a distraction to people who are the primary economic producers. Couples in their 20’s and 30’s are wasting valuable time, energy, and resources on baby care and maintenance. You would think that governments around the world would be doing everything they can to stop the baby menace, but instead they are actually giving tax breaks for people with babies. They are incentivizing citizens who do nothing but drag the economy down, while taxing the rest of us to support these good-for-nothing babies.

It’s time we do something about it. Pick one of the following options, and then we’ll start a petition. All we need is 10,000 signatures and the White House must formulate a response. They’ll probably thank us for getting the ball rolling on such a critical problem.